Chicago:
People use the edge of Lake Michigan as a lap pool
Dallas:
Has underground tunnels...that is where everyone is because its climate controlled and as Justin says "bumless"
Los Angeles:
Uses helicopters to chase criminals on a weekly basis. Spotlights and helicopters fly above your residence until the suspect has been caught, which makes TV night nearly impossible.
Spain:
Has 4 official languages people! Yes 4! Yes official! Ok wiki says 5 and they aren't official, but rather co-official. Anna please confirm, but they should be Spanish, Catalan, Basque, Galician. And wiki names Aranese.